Saturday, March 28, 2009

Who's high maintenance?

"So then I said, just between us of course, that if she can't even keep an eye on her own husband perhaps she should spend a little less time chatting with mine."

Friday, March 27, 2009

Minuet in Dog

"I spent my formative days at Julliard, when I was young and my fingers were supple."

via Best Week Ever

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Event of the Season

"That bitch better invite me to the Black & White Party"
Thank goodness grandfather isn't here to see the state of the Dow.

Welcome to Haute Dogs

"Wipe your feet. I've just put down new carpeting."