Tuesday, September 8, 2009

South Beach Bitch

"Yes yes the south beach diet has become cliche, (nearly as cliche as South Beach itself, *chortle*). But the reunion is weeks away and nothing but the most punishing regime will do."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Short heir apparent

Grandfather's second wife, though small in stature, was voracious in her appetites. She squandered the family fortune and lost our estate to her creditors.